Wednesday, March 01, 2006

I am having a question mark instead of a period

I absolutely, positively hate, "the curse", "My visitor", "Mary" or any other code word,covert name for "that time of month". I have the misfortune to be a member of the symptom-of-the-month club. One month I have swelling - it doesn't matter what (feet, hands, legs, attitude, etc). Another time is was a hand rash - go figure. Another month it was bloating. Another month I have breast tenderness (okay TMI). Then one month to my surprise it was nothing, thank God I count the days and go to the bathroom often. This month I am overly emotional, nauseous and have a bad attitude. If I roll my eyes any harder they really may fall out of my head like my mother use to say. My question mark during this yucky period is - why don't men go through something just as awful every month? And my other question is - Where is the off switch? I love my children and know I am blessed to have them but my baby factory is closed, shut down for business, finito - so why can't I just turn it off?

6 comments:

Adrienne " A little dramatic at times" said...

Aaaaaaaaahhhh, I SOOOO understand. I had them REALLY bad...I had surgery in September, and have not had a visitor SINCE! LOVIN IT!!!!

Lisa D. aka Maxinit said...

Gurl I know what you mean....always having issues. take it easy this month, things do get better :-)!

Toya said...

I'm laughing so hard right now. I know exactly how you feel. How about this one, I think my boss knows when my time is here, he drops the worst news on me and expect me to just 'have a nice day" after he says it. i swear, he comes up with the worst stuff when I'm seeing red. Talk about PMS drama at work, lol

stephanie said...

it's definately is no body's "friend"

ClassC Scrapper said...

Tooo Funny!!!!! I know what you mean. Why don't they??? But honestly, I'd much rather deal with my monthly visitor than be a man. LOL!!!!!!

Cynta said...

hi, i found your blog on African American scappers website...i totally understand, but every month I go through this what's wrong with me thing and then I remember....I am new to scrapbooking not a weirdo just trying to find some sisters that scrap....I also live in Philly if you like you can reply to this comment on my blog I'll update it, it's http://cynta.blogspot.com/

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